Българин влиза във Македония, митничарят на английски го пита:
- Occupation?
А Българина му отговаря:
- No, just visiting... this time!

A German tourist arrives at a French airport. A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting. A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police officer: “occupation?” German: “No, no. Just visiting” Un german pe aeroport in Paris. Vamesul francez se uita la pasaport si intreaba: - Ocupation? La care neamtul: - Nu, nu, doar im vizita!
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