В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно.
На лекаря казала,че е пробвала самоубийство а когато всички от екипа я погледнали изумени тя обяснила
- Казаха ми да стрелям на два пръста под лявата гърда

На една баба й омръзнал животът и решила да се самоубие. Бабата што решила да се самоубие Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу: Eine 93-jährige Witwe trauerte sehr über den kürzlichen Tod ihres Mannes und sie beschloss, sie würde sich einfach umbringen, um ihrem Mann nahe zu sein. A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee. Eine Oma beim Arzt : "Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?" Arzt : "2cm unter den Brustwarzen." Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but,...