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Me: Siri, why am I alone? Девушка разговаривает со своим смартфоном: "Siri, why am I still single?" Frage an Siri:"Wieso bin ich noch immer Single?" Siri öffnet die Frontkamera. Fragt eine Frau: "Siri, warum bin ich Single?" Siri öffnet Frontkamera.     Un homme à son cellulaire Apple : - Siri, pourquoi je suis célibataire? Et siri ouvre la caméra.
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Недавно гостил у дочери. Скоро бях на гости на щерката. Когато и поисках вестник, тя ми каза: I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument.... Jag bad min son om att få tidningen. Han sa att jag måste hänga med i utvecklingen och gav mig sin iPad istället. Inte riktigt vad jag hade tänkt mig, men flugan är död nu i alla fall.
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