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Have you ever cut your fingernails this short? Vi siete mai tagliati le unghie delle mani così corte?

I'm pretty sure they're full

How she motivates me for the round 54

When you're telling him about your stressful day

Me: "She is mad again. I don't know why I'm still with her." Her:

When you break up with the guy from the community center and then you look for his scent in everyday things: Quando rompi соn il tipo del centro sociale e allora cerchi il suo profumo nelle cose di tutti i giorni:

Ова го спаси мојот брак This saved my marriage Esto salvó mi matrimonio Это спасло мой брак Das hat meine Ehe gerettet Ça a sauvé mon mariage Αυτό έσωσε τον γάμο μου Questo ha salvato il mio matrimonio Bu evliliğimi kurtardı Це врятувало мій шлюб Isto salvou meu casamento To uratowało moje małżeństwo Detta räddade mitt äktenskap Dit heeft mijn huwelijk gered Dette reddede mit ægteskab Dette reddet ekteskapet mitt Tämä pelasti avioliittoni Ez mentette meg a házasságomat Asta mi-a salvat căsnicia To zachránilo moje manželství Tai išgelbėjo mano santuoką Tas izglāba manu laulību Ovo je spasilo moj brak

Does anyone know how to get this out of pants? Qualcuno sa come togliere questo dai pantaloni?

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Red-light spa closed thanks to nine-year undercover work Chiusa Spa a luci rosse grazie al lavoro degli infiltrati durato 9 anni

The good old days, before GPS. When you had to stop and ask for directions. À l'époque, on n'avait pas de gps. On devait souvent s'arrêter pour demander notre chemin

Installed this doormat, now my social life is as dry as this well. Установил этот коврик, теперь моя социальная жизнь такая же сухая, как этот колодец. Diese Fußmatte aufgestellt, jetzt ist mein Sozialleben so trocken wie dieser Brunnen.

I was just watching some beach volleyball. After 10 minutes of play, I injured my wrist. I hope I'll be better by the weekend. Habe mir gerade Beachvolleyball angeschaut. Nach 10 Minuten Spielzeit gab es schon eine Handgelenksverletzung. Ich hoffe, bis zum Wochenende geht's mir wieder besser.

Dear Diary, after 6 months of being together, Kevin just noticed that I have blue eyes... Cher Journal intime, après 6 mois de couple, Kevin vient de remarquer que j'avais les yeux bleus...

Second accident involving the neighbor — in just 3 days. Zweiter Unfall vom Nachbarn – in nur 3 Tagen.

When you're telling someone a secret.

Une fois, j'ai appelé la police à ma propre fête parce que je voulais aller me coucher I once called the police on my own party because i wanted to go to bed

A real professional doesn't even need to put a stethoscope in his ears! Настоящему профессионалу даже стетоскоп в уши вставлять не обязательно!