Седят си мъж и жена му на верандата и се наслаждават на прекрасен залез...
Мъжът тихо прошепва:
- Обичам те....
Жена му саркастично го пита...
- Ти ли говориш или бирата..?
Мъжа отговаря..
- Аз говоря ... на бирата.....

Бях вчера в "Халбите" с жена и казах "Обичам те". Ο σύζυγος αράζει στη βεράντα μαζί με τη γυναίκα του πίνοντας μπύρα. Αφού έχει πιει αρκετές, σπάει την ησυχία λέγοντας: Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Мъжът: "Обичам те! " Жената: " Ти ли го казваш или бирата? " Мъжът: " Аз го казвам на бирата." Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always... Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe. Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.
Вицове за бирата