Урок по математика. Уpок аpифметики. Училка задает Вовочке вопpос: Учитель спрашивает Вовочку: Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you 20," she began, "and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?" Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?" Mały Jasiu chodzi do klasy matematycznej. Pewnego dnia nauczyciel wezwał go do odpowiedzi: - Gdybym Ci dał 500 złotych, a Ty byś dał 100 zł Marysi, 100 zł Basi i 100 zł Zuzi, to co byś miał?...

Урок по математика. Учителката вдига Иванчо на дъската:
- Представи си, че имаш 200 долара. Даваш 50 на Мими, 50 на Лили и още 50 на Наташка. Какво ще имаш тогава?
- Оргия, госпожо!

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