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Chuck Norris schaut in den Himmel
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Вонземјани Es gibt Aliens Det finnes romvesener. - De venter bare på at Chuck Norris skal dø av alderdom før de angriper.
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Big Mac bei Burger King Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. Une fois Chuck Norris a commandé un Big Mac chez Burger King...et l Chuck Norris hat bei Burger King einen BigMac bestellt - und hat ihn auch bekommen. Chuck Norris pidió un Big Mac en un Burger King y le hicieron uno. Chuck Norris bestilte en Big Mac på Burger King  – Og fik den Ο Τσακ Νόρις πήγε στα Burger King και ζήτησε ένα Big Mac. Του το έφεραν...
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Ако на Титаник не беше Леонардо ди Каприо, а Брус Уилис, то нямаше да потъне Титаник, а айсберга.
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Superman and Batman Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris Chuck Norris’ Computer hat keine Rücktaste. Er macht keine Fehler
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Si Dieu reste dans le ciel et le Diable dans les sous-sols, c
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Gandhi dit : « La violence ne résout rien. » Chuck Norris répond : « Tu frappes pas assez fort. »
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Баба рога Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Cuando el Hombre del Saco se va a dormir cada noche, mira en su armario para ver si está Chuck Norris.
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