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What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. Hämähäkkien pelko on aracnaphobia. Ahtaanpaikan kammo on chlaustraphobia. Chuck Norrisin pelko on maalaisjärki.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria
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Chuck Norris doesn
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Јаболко Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple. Само Чак норис има ајфон со негризнато јаболко.
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Chuck Norris ist gestern gestorben. Heute geht es ihm schon wieder besser.
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Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys! Chuck Norris cowboystövlar är gjorda av cowboys. Die Cowboystiefel von Chuck Norris sind aus echten Cowboys!
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Ο Τσακ Νορις μπορει να χωρεσει 2 καρπουζια στην μια μασχαλη
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James Cameron pensó en Chuck Norris para el papel de Terminator, pero se dió cuenta que parecería un documental y eligió a Arnold Schwarzenegger. The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up. Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers. Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris enjoying a hot bath when the Earth was still forming....
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