Are you a bitch????????

Are you a вiтсh????????
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their problems.
The first guy says "I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E, you know.... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I"m a D. I. N. K., you know.... Double Income, No
Kids"
The third guy says, "I'm a R. U. B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker"
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies:
"I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuск, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
"Вiтсh"
"What exactly is a ВIТСН?!?!?!", they ask in unison
"Ваве In Total Control of Herself"
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Вiтсh" SMILE.... And say
"Thank You!"

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