Възрастна жена разхождала съпруга си с кола извън града, когато я спряла пътна полиция. - Госпожо, карате с превишена скорост... An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a... An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were... Poliisi pysäytti 80 v. pariskunnan ja mummo oli vähän huonokuuloinen. Poliisi kysyi rekisteriotetta papalta Mummo kysyi heti ”Mitä se kysy?” Pappa vastasi, että ”rekisteriotetta”. Seuraavaksi...
Ein Ehepaar ging einmal nach London, um Ferien zu machen. Als sie dort in einem Pub sassen, kam ein Engländer zu ihnen und fragte:
"Where are you from?"
, und der Mann antwortete:
"We are from Switzerland."
Da die Frau kein Englisch konnte, fragte sie ihren Mann, was sie denn gesagt haben. Der Mann antwortete:
"Er hat uns gefragt, woher wir kommen und ich sagte, wie kommen aus der Schweiz."
Dann fragte der Engländer:
"Where do you live in Switzerland?"
"We live in Bern"
, antwortete der Mann. Die Frau fragte wieder, was sie gesagt haben und der Mann erwiderte:
"Er fragte wo wir in der Schweiz leben und ich sagte in Bern."
Darauf hin meint der Engländer ganz entrüstet:
"Oh my god! In Bern I had my worst fuск of my live!!"
Die Frau wollte wieder wissen, was er gesagt hat und der Mann sagte nur:
"Er kenn dich."
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Възрастна жена разхождала съпруга си с кола извън града, когато я спряла пътна полиция. - Госпожо, карате с превишена скорост... An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a... An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were... Poliisi pysäytti 80 v. pariskunnan ja mummo oli vähän huonokuuloinen. Poliisi kysyi rekisteriotetta papalta Mummo kysyi heti ”Mitä se kysy?” Pappa vastasi, että ”rekisteriotetta”. Seuraavaksi...