Възрастна жена разхождала съпруга си с кола извън града, когато я спряла пътна полиция. - Госпожо, карате с превишена скорост... Ein Ehepaar ging einmal nach London, um Ferien zu machen. Als sie dort in einem Pub sassen, kam ein Engländer zu ihnen und fragte: "Where are you from?", und der Mann antwortete: "We are from Switzerland." Da die Frau kein Englisch konnte, fragte sie ihren Mann, was sie denn gesagt haben.... An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a... Poliisi pysäytti 80 v. pariskunnan ja mummo oli vähän huonokuuloinen. Poliisi kysyi rekisteriotetta papalta Mummo kysyi heti ”Mitä se kysy?” Pappa vastasi, että ”rekisteriotetta”. Seuraavaksi...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
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Възрастна жена разхождала съпруга си с кола извън града, когато я спряла пътна полиция. - Госпожо, карате с превишена скорост... Ein Ehepaar ging einmal nach London, um Ferien zu machen. Als sie dort in einem Pub sassen, kam ein Engländer zu ihnen und fragte: "Where are you from?", und der Mann antwortete: "We are from Switzerland." Da die Frau kein Englisch konnte, fragte sie ihren Mann, was sie denn gesagt haben.... An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a... Poliisi pysäytti 80 v. pariskunnan ja mummo oli vähän huonokuuloinen. Poliisi kysyi rekisteriotetta papalta Mummo kysyi heti ”Mitä se kysy?” Pappa vastasi, että ”rekisteriotetta”. Seuraavaksi...