Бабата што решила да се самоубие
На една баба й омръзнал животът и решила да се самоубие.
В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно.
Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу:
Eine 93-jährige Witwe trauerte sehr über den kürzlichen Tod ihres Mannes und sie beschloss
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world.
A woman goes to a doctor
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry
"Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?"
Arzt :
"2cm unter den Brustwarzen."
Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie