Kommt ein Mann mit einer Waffe in die Bank und kassiert alles Bargeld.
Den daneben stehenden Mann fragt er:
"Haben Sie gesehen, dass ich die Bank ausgeraubt habe?"
"Ja, ich habe es gesehen."
Der Bankräuber erschiesst den Mann.
Zum nächsten Mann:
"Haben Sie gesehen, dass ich die Bank ausgeraubt habe?"
"Ich niсhт, aber meine Frau."

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