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Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
Please do not bring solicitors into your room.

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In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

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Hotel elevator, Paris:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

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Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
To stop leak turn соск to the right

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Sign in Japanese public bath:
Foreign guests are requested not to pull соск in tub.

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Hotel, Acapulco:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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Cocktail lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

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Doctors office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

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On an Athi River highway:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

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Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
Vigour.

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A laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

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At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own аss?

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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

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On a poster at Kencom:
Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help.

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Hotel, Japan:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

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On the grounds of a private school:
No trespassing without permission.

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Supermarket, Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

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Hotel, Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

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One of the Mathare buildings:
Mental health prevention centre.

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Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do
Other disgusting behaviours in bed.

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The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

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In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

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Hotel, Zurich:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of
The opposite sеx in the bedroom, it is suggested that
The lobby be used for this purpose.

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Information booklet about using a hotel air
Conditioner, Japan:
Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air
In your room, please control yourself.

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In a cemetery
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

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In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.

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