Estaba un tipo соn un реrrо a su lado, cuando pasa alguien y le pregunta:
- Oiga, ¿su реrrо muerde?.
- No señor.
Entonces se anima a pasar, pero el реrrо lo muerde.
- ¡Mire cómo me dejó!. ¿No me dijo que no mordía?.
- Es que este no es mi реrrо.

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