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Chistes de gays
Събуждат се мъж и жена на 8-ми март. Uma mulher se levanta pela manhã, acorda o marido e lhe diz: — Amor, tive um sonho maravilhoso. Sonhei que você me deu um colar de diamantes no meu aniversário. O que será que isso quer dizer? O... A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?" "You'll... A mulher acorda o marido no meio da noite e diz, emocionada: — Querido, sonhei que você estava me dando um colar de brilhantes! O que será que esse sonho quer dizer? E ele responde — Você vai saber... Eine Frau aus einem Nickerchen aufgewacht und rief zu ihrem Ehemann, "ich gerade hatte einen Traum, dass du mir gegeben, eine schöne Perlenkette hast. Was glauben Sie, dass das bedeutet?" Ihr Mann...
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Попитали банкер дали има проблеми със съня по време на Кризата: Χρηματιστήριο Un diputado argentino se encuentra en la calle con un amigo de la infancia y éste le pregunta: Пострадал от фалита на КТБ пита приятеля си: A frightened investor goes to his financial planner and asks if he’s at all worried about the volatility of the markets these days. Между борсови спекуланти: Szalejący kryzys finansowy. Dzwoni bankier do bankiera: - Cześć stary... Jak sypiasz? - Jak niemowlę... - Żartujesz?! - Nie. Wczoraj całą noc płakałem i dwa razy się zesrałem. Two old guys were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, “You know, I’m 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you feel?” The other guy... Sagt der Investor: "Ich schlafe wie ein Baby - ich wache jede Stunde auf und heule." Un jucator pe bursa pierduse multi bani intr-o zi. A doua zi un cunoscut il intreaba: "Am aflat ca ai pierdut multi bani ieri. Esti ok? Cum te descurci?" "Sunt foarte bine. Am dormit aseara ca un... "Nonostante sia stato bocciato, la notte dormo come un bambino". "Ma come?". "Mi sveglio ogni due ore e piango".
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