Chistes de Jaimito

- Иванчо, знаеш ли къде отиват децата, които крадат пари от родителите си?

Татко, можеш ли да се подписваш със затворени очи? Στο σκοτάδι Έλεγχος. Οι τυφλοί βαθμοί - Мамо, можеш ли да се подписваш на тъмно? Fritzchen: Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Papà, tu sei capace di scrivere al buio ? Forse sì, perché? Ecco..allora mi firmeresti la pagella ? O garoto chega da escola e logo pergunta ao pai: — Papai, papai... Você sabe escrever no escuro? — Não, meu filho... Por quê? — É que eu queria que você assinasse o meu boletim! Noch mehr einfache Witze: Elfriede: "Papa, kannst du mit geschlossenen Augen schreiben?" Papa: "Ja, ich denke, dass ich das kann". Elfriede: "Ok, dann unterschreib mal bitte mein Zeugnis." Jasio pyta tatę: - Czy potrafisz podpisać się z zamkniętymi oczami? - Potrafię. - To świetnie. Trzeba podpisać się kilka razy w moim dzienniczku. “Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name on this report card.” Toto dit à son père : - Papa, je suis prêt à parier que tu n'es pas capable d'écrire les yeux fermés ! - Bien sûr que si, je suis capable de le faire ! Tu me prends pour une bille, ou quoi ? -... - Тату, а ти можеш поставити підпис із закритими очима? - Так, синку. - Тоді закрий очі та підпиши мій щоденник. Un copil il intreaba pe tatal sau: - Tata, tu poti sa scrii cu ochii inchisi? - Nu stiu, sa incerc. - Bine, atunci sting lumina si sa imi semnezi si mie Carnetul de note. - "Papà sai firmare ad occhi chiusi? ... Allora firma la mia pagella!" - Babacığım, karanlıkta yazı yazabilir misin? - Sanırım yazabilirim. Ne yazmamı istersin? - Karneme adını yazıp imza atar mısın! - "Papà, sai firmare ad occhi chiusi?" chiede Pierino al padre. - "Certo!" - "Allora chiudi gli occhi e firma la mia pagella!" - Mamma, kan du skriva när du blundar? - Ja? - Då kan du skriva under mitt matteprov nu. "Sag mal Papa, kannst du deinen eigenen Namen ganz schnell schreiben?" - "Aber sicher, mein Sohn." - "Und kannst du das auch mit geschlossenen Augen?" - "Natürlich." - "Gut. Dann mach jetzt fest... Son: Dad You Are My Hero. Dad: Really! Son: Yes. Son: Can You Give Me An Autograph With Your Eyes Closed? Dad: Well, Yes. Son: Then Sign My Report Card With Your Eyes Closed. Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?” “I believe I could, child, if I tried.” “Excellent, do you think you would like to try it on my school report?”

El examen de Jaimito y la perdida de memoria - Сине, ако и този път изкараш двойка на теста забрави, че съм ти баща! Un díaantes, de un importante examen de matemáticas, el padre de Memin sube a su habitación le dice: Tatal ii Zice fiului: - Mai bine ai trece examenul azi, daca nu, Sa uiti ca sunt tatal tau! - Sigur, Tata... Dupa examen: - Deci, cum a fost Examenul? - Cine esti? Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father. Son: Ok, dad. Next day Father: How was your exam? Son: Who are you? Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! Son: ..... Son: sure, whatever dad. Five hours later Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?! Kickass if you get it By... Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father! Son- Sure dad! Whatever! Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says: “You better study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that you’re my son!” The next day Kenny comes home... Λέει η μάνα του Τοτού στον Τοτό: - Τοτέ εάν κοπείς στα μαθήματα της εξεταστικής ξέχνα ότι είσαι παιδί μου. Μετά από μερικές ώρες τον ξαναρωτάει : - Πώς τα πήγες; Τοτός : – Γνωριζόμαστε κυρία μου;