Chistes de Jaimito

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Chistes de Jaimito
Двама футболисти си говорят: Αυτογκόλ Футболист се прибира вкъщи след мач и се хвали на жена си: Interview after the international tournament of Bavaria: Reporter: Kommt ein Fußballspieler nach einem Spiel nach Hause. Sagt er zu seiner Frau: - Papa, papa, en el partido de hoy he metido 3 goles! Der Fußballprofi kommt stolz nach Hause: "Ich habe heute zwei Tore geschossen!" „Dneska jsem hrál opravdu výborně,” libuje si fotbalista. „Dal jsem dva góly!” „A jak to skončilo?” zajímá se známý. Podařenec na to: „Jedna jedna.”
Chistes de Jaimito
Jamito el padre y las matemáticas - Сине, ако и този път изкараш двойка на теста забрави, че съм ти баща! Un díaantes, de un importante examen de matemáticas, el padre de Memin sube a su habitación le dice: Tatal ii Zice fiului: - Mai bine ai trece examenul azi, daca nu, Sa uiti ca sunt tatal tau! - Sigur, Tata... Dupa examen: - Deci, cum a fost Examenul? - Cine esti? Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father. Son: Ok, dad. Next day Father: How was your exam? Son: Who are you? Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! Son: ..... Son: sure, whatever dad. Five hours later Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?! Kickass if you get it By... Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father! Son- Sure dad! Whatever! Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says: “You better study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that you’re my son!” The next day Kenny comes home... Λέει η μάνα του Τοτού στον Τοτό: - Τοτέ εάν κοπείς στα μαθήματα της εξεταστικής ξέχνα ότι είσαι παιδί μου. Μετά από μερικές ώρες τον ξαναρωτάει : - Πώς τα πήγες; Τοτός : – Γνωριζόμαστε κυρία μου;
Chistes de Jaimito