När Chuck Norris ställer sig framför en spegel så ser han ingen spegelbild, det finns bara en Chuck Norris. 4 0 0
Chuck Norris spendet Blut Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris donne fréquemment du sang à la Croix-Rouge. Mais jamais le sien. When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris skänker regelbundet blod, dock aldrig sitt eget. 4 0 0
Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out. 4 0 0
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 4 0 0
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shiт from anybody. 4 0 0