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In 1983, Chuck Norris was involved in a shark attack. This is the only known picture of the incident 1983 година, Чък Норис бе нападнат от акула. Това е единствента известна снимка от инцидента През 1983 г. Чък Норис е бил нападнат от акула. Това е единствената известна снимка от инцидента. Во 1983-та Чак Норис бил нападнат од ајкула. Ова е единствената позната слика од инцидентот. In 1983, Chuck Norris was attacked by a shark. This is the only known picture of the incident. En 1983, Chuck Norris fue atacado por un tiburón. Esta es la única foto conocida del incidente. В 1983 году Чак Норрис был атакован акулой. Это единственная известная фотография инцидента. 1983 wurde Chuck Norris von einem Hai angegriffen. Dies ist das einzige bekannte Foto des Vorfalls. En 1983, Chuck Norris a été attaqué par un requin. Voici la seule photo connue de l’incident. Το 1983 ο Τσακ Νόρις δέχτηκε επίθεση από καρχαρία. Αυτή είναι η μοναδική γνωστή φωτογραφία του περιστατικού. Nel 1983, Chuck Norris è stato attaccato da uno squalo. Questa è l’unica foto conosciuta dell’incidente. 1983 yılında Chuck Norris bir köpekbalığı tarafından saldırıya uğradı. Olayın bilinen tek fotoğrafı budur. У 1983 році Чак Норріс зазнав нападу акули. Це єдине відоме фото інциденту. Em 1983, Chuck Norris foi atacado por um tubarão. Esta é a única foto conhecida do incidente. W 1983 roku Chuck Norris został zaatakowany przez rekina. To jedyne znane zdjęcie z incydentu. In 1983 werd Chuck Norris aangevallen door een haai. Dit is de enige bekende foto van het incident. I 1983 blev Chuck Norris angrebet af en haj. Dette er det eneste kendte billede fra hændelsen. I 1983 ble Chuck Norris angrepet av en hai. Dette er det eneste kjente bildet fra hendelsen. Vuonna 1983 Chuck Norrisia hyökkäsi hai. Tämä on ainoa tunnettu kuva tapahtumasta. 1983-ban Chuck Norrisszal megtámadott egy cápa. Ez az incidens egyetlen ismert fényképe. În 1983, Chuck Norris a fost atacat de un rechin. Aceasta este singura fotografie cunoscută a incidentului. V roce 1983 byl Chuck Norris napaden žralokem. Toto je jediná známá fotografie incidentu. 1983 metais Chuck Norrisą užpuolė ryklys. Tai vienintelė žinoma nuotrauka iš įvykio vietos. 1983. gadā Čaku Norisu uzbruka haizivs. Šis ir vienīgais zināmais attēls no notikuma. Godine 1983. Chucka Norrisa napala je morska psina. Ovo je jedina poznata fotografija incidenta.
1983 blev Chuck Norris attackerad av en haj. Det här är det enda kända fotot från händelsen.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shiт from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Quand Chuck Norris passe devant un miroir, il n'y a pas de reflet: il n'y a qu'un seul Chuck Norris. Warum sieht Chuck Norris im Spiegel nicht sein Spiegelbild? - Es kann nur einen Chuck Norris geben!
When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
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When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game – with a golf ball.
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За феновете на "Star Wars"- малко известен факт е, че Чък Норис участва във всички серии! Чък Норис участвал във филма "Междузвездни войни" в ролята на силата! Чък Норис е единственият, който е участвал във всички епизоди на "Междузвездни войни! " Той играе Силата. Chuck Norris a joué dans tous les films de la saga Star Wars... Dans le rôle de la Force. Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie, he played The Force. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris spielt im Film Star Wars mit. Er ist die Macht Chuck Norris war in allen Star Wars Filmen dabei - er spielte die Macht Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.
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Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
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There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urinе as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Чък Норис има меча кожа пред камината. Chuck Norris hat einen Grizzlybären-Vorleger in seinem Schlafzimmer. Der Bär ist nicht tot, er hat nur Angst sich zu bewegen. Chuck Norris har en grizzlybjörnmatta hemma. Den är dock inte död utan vågar inte röra sig. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris spendet Blut Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris donne fréquemment du sang à la Croix-Rouge. Mais jamais le sien. When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own. Chuck Norris skänker regelbundet blod, dock aldrig sitt eget.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Преди много години, Чък Норис и Супермен се хванали на бас, кой от двамата е по-силен. Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling competition with Superman. The bet was that the loser has to then wear his underwear on top of his trousers. Un jour, Superman a fait un bras de fer avec Chuck Norris. Résultat : Superman a perdu. Depuis, il porte un slip au-dessus du pantalon. Chuck Norris ja Teräsmies löivät kerran vetoa. Häviäjän pitää loppuikänsä pitää alushousuja housujen päällä.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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За феновете на "Star Wars"- малко известен факт е, че Чък Норис участва във всички серии! Чък Норис участвал във филма "Междузвездни войни" в ролята на силата! Чък Норис е единственият, който е участвал във всички епизоди на "Междузвездни войни! " Той играе Силата. Chuck Norris a joué dans tous les films de la saga Star Wars... Dans le rôle de la Force. Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie, he played The Force. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris spielt im Film Star Wars mit. Er ist die Macht Chuck Norris war in allen Star Wars Filmen dabei - er spielte die Macht Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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