Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out. 4 0 0
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund 4 0 0
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”. 4 0 0
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. 4 0 0