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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

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A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

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Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice duммy to life.

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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over... Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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