Вълкът гледа-заекът виси, завързан с въже за краката, от едно дърво. Бесење Върви си Мечо Пух из гората. По едно време вижда Прасчо вързан с дебело въже за крака, виси от едно дърво. Блондинка решава да се беси... Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not... När Frode kommer hem till Odd hänger denna och dinglar i ett rep med en snara runt armen. - Vad håller du på med, undar Frode. - Jag tänkte ta livet av mej. - Då måste du ha snaran runt halsen.... O vizinho entra na casa do português e o encontra com uma corda amarrada na barriga: — O que é isso? Por que esta com esta corda amarrada na barriga? O português responde: — Vou me suicidar! — Mas... – Varför hänger du här i ett rep runt midjan? – Jag tänkte ta livet av mig så jag satte snaran runt halsen, men då kunde jag inte andas. Det är ju livsfarligt! Så jag provar med midjan istället. A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us... Det var en gång en norrman som skulle hälsa på sin vän som bodde i Finland... När han kom dit såg han sin vän hänga med fötterna i ett rep som var knuten till ett träd.. - Vad gör du? undrar... Dans un hôpital psychiatrique, un fou engage la conversation avec un autre fou suspendu par la taille à un arbre. - Qu’est-ce que tu fais ? - Tu vois bien, je me suis pendu. - Mais, imbécile, c’est... Intr-o dupa-amiaza un padurar trece prin codrul des si deodata vede un tigan legat la mijloc cu o sfoara atarnat de o craca. Il ia imediat la intrebari: - Tigane ce faci, ma, atarnat acolo? - Uite,... Egy bolond kötelet csavar a derekára, és egy faágra köti magát. Arra megy egy másik bolond, és megkérdi tőle: - Haver, te mit csinálsz ott fent? - Láthatod! Meguntam az életem, és felakasztottam... Ein Mann beobachtet zufällig, wie sein Freund auf einen Baum klettert und sich dort einen Strick um die Brust bindet. "Was machst du da?" - "Das ganze Leben kann mir gestohlen bleiben! Ich hänge...