Chuck Norris spendet Blut Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris donne fréquemment du sang à la Croix-Rouge. Mais jamais le sien. When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris skänker regelbundet blod, dock aldrig sitt eget. 4 0 0
När Chuck Norris ställer sig framför en spegel så ser han ingen spegelbild, det finns bara en Chuck Norris. 4 0 0
Супермен Kinder haben Superman-Schlafanzüge. Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris. Vissa människor har på sig stålmannen-pyjamas. Stålmannen har på sig Chuck Norris-pyjamas. Superman schläft mit einem Chuck-Norris-Schlafanzug. Lapset käyttävät Teräsmies-pyjamia. Teräsmies käyttää Chuck Norris -pyjamaa. Sokan hordanak Superman-es pizsomát, Superman Chuck Norris-os pizsomát hord ! Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 2 0 0
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Страха от паяци се нарича арахнофобия. Страха от тесни пространства се нарича клаустрофобия. Страха от Чък Норис се нарича логика. Hämähäkkien pelko on aracnaphobia. Ahtaanpaikan kammo on chlaustraphobia. Chuck Norrisin pelko on maalaisjärki. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. 0 0 0
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke.... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 2 0 0
На Марс Марс Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris a déjà été sur Mars, c'est pour cela qu'il n'y a pas de signes de vie là bas. Det finns inget liv på Mars, vilket beror på att Chuck Norris redan har varit där. Chuck Noris war bereits auf dem Mars. Das ist auch der Grund dafür, warum es dort kein Leben mehr gibt. Chuck Norris har allerede været på Mars – Det er derfor der ikke er liv på Mars. Chuck Norris on jo käynyt Marsissa. Siksi siellä ei ole elämää. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there. 0 0 0
Жирафи Преди мнооого години един кон ядосал Чък Норис и отнесъл един десен ъперкът. Un jour, Chuck Norris a fait un uppercut à un cheval. Les descendants de cet animal s'appellent désormais les girafes. Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse. Chuck Norris löi kerran hevosta leukaan. Tämän jälkeläiset tunnetaan kirahveina. Kiedyś Chuck kopnął niechcący konia w szyję... tak powstały żyrafy. Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba - descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe. Μια φορά ο Τσακ Νόρις κλώτσησε ένα άλογο στο πηγούνι. Οι απόγονοι του είναι γνωστοί ως καμηλοπαρδάλεις. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the сhin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. 0 0 0