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Fräckisar & Snuskiga skämt, 18+, För vuxna!
Once it was a woman, whos...
Once it was a woman, whos husband worked in the army, so he visited her max 2 times a year... so after a while... she begun to miss the sеx, so she went to a dildо-store, to buy a viвrатоr.
In the shop, it was alot of vibrators... and the woman was new on this area, so she asked a man who worked in the store, he showed her a glass viвrатоr, and said:
- This is a very good viвrатоr, but if it breaks... it will hurt alot, so they whent to another, but she could not find one she liked... after a while she saw a wooden box who was on a table, and she asked:
- Whats in that box?, and the man answered:
- This is a magic viвrатоr, just say - magic viвrатоr, and then the area you want to be vibrated
She thaught that sounded nice, so she bought it...
While she was driving home, she took up the viвrатоr and said - magic viвrатоr, my shoulders, and it started vibrating her shoulders...
After a while she felt so good, so she screamed:
- MAGIC VIВRАТОR, MY РUSSУ!!! and it started vibrating her рussy. Then she got an оrgаsм, and crashed into a car...
When the police arrived, he asked her:
- Why did you crash into the car? and she answered:
- Well.... I bought this magic viвrатоr... and i made it vibrate my shoulders.. and after a while.. I made it vibrate my рussy, then I got an оrgаsм and crashed into the car...
Then the police laughed and said:
- Hahaha, magic viвrатоr... my аss!
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In the shop, it was alot of vibrators... and the woman was new on this area, so she asked a man who worked in the store, he showed her a glass viвrатоr, and said:
- This is a very good viвrатоr, but if it breaks... it will hurt alot, so they whent to another, but she could not find one she liked... after a while she saw a wooden box who was on a table, and she asked:
- Whats in that box?, and the man answered:
- This is a magic viвrатоr, just say - magic viвrатоr, and then the area you want to be vibrated
She thaught that sounded nice, so she bought it...
While she was driving home, she took up the viвrатоr and said - magic viвrатоr, my shoulders, and it started vibrating her shoulders...
After a while she felt so good, so she screamed:
- MAGIC VIВRАТОR, MY РUSSУ!!! and it started vibrating her рussy. Then she got an оrgаsм, and crashed into a car...
When the police arrived, he asked her:
- Why did you crash into the car? and she answered:
- Well.... I bought this magic viвrатоr... and i made it vibrate my shoulders.. and after a while.. I made it vibrate my рussy, then I got an оrgаsм and crashed into the car...
Then the police laughed and said:
- Hahaha, magic viвrатоr... my аss!