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Мъж и жена в леглото, четат книги. C'est l'histoire de ce couple, marié depuis 15 ans. One evening a husband and wife were in bed. Ένα ζευγάρι παντρεμένων είναι ξαπλωμένοι στο κρεβάτι. Ο σύζυγος διαβάζει την εφημερίδα του. Σε μια στιγμή βάζει το δάχτυλό του στο μ***ι της γυναίκας του! Młoda mężatka skarży się swojej matce, że jej mąż wcale wieczorem nie wykazuje nią zainteresowania, tylko ciągle czyta książki. Matka chcąc pomóc córce stwierdziła, że jako bardziej doświadczona w... Mann und Frau liegen abends im Bett. Der Mann liest ein Buch. Plötzlich fässt er unverhofft seiner Frau zwischen die Beine. Sie: "Oh, das war schön! Sag bloß, du hast endlich mal wieder Lust auf... Mannen läser en bok i sängen med frun liggandes bredvid. Han börjar ta henne på musen. - Åh, vill du ha sex? - Nej, jag vill bara blöta fingret så jag kan vända sida… Vítima da rotina proporcionada por vinte anos de vida em comum, aquele casal já estava fazendo aniversário de abstinência sexual. Todas as noites, o marido sentava-se na cama, com um livro apoiado... L’uomo è sul letto e legge un libro, allunga la mano verso la moglie e la tocca fra le cosce. Lei chiede: – caro vuoi sesso? – No, bagno il dito per girare pagina Un homme au lit avec sa femme, il lit un magazine. L'homme envoie sa main sous la jupe de sa femme. Femme: Mais qu'est ce que tu fais? L'homme: Du calme je ne fais que mouiller mes doigts pour... Sotul si sotia stau seara in pat. Sotul citeste o carte. La un moment dat sotul isi pune mana intre picioarele femeii. Ea il intreaba fericita: - Vrei sex? - Nu,vroiam doar sa-mi ud degetele sa... Mannen läser en bok i sängen och har frun bredvid sig. Han börjar helt plötsligt ta henne lite försiktigt på musen. Frun överlyckligt: - Åh, vill du ha sex? Mannen: - Neej, jag vill bara blöta...

Тексасец на посещение в Япония си поръчва гейша за през нощта. Geschäftsmann in Japan Τάκα μάκα , τάκα μάκα ... A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. Un homme d'affaires américain se rend en France pour une réunion. They are going to play golf at the business meeting. The guy flies out there a day early. He's got all day in Japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha. He goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he's looking for. He takes her in back and starts doing his thing. The girl... De passagem por Tóquio, mesmo sem saber uma só palavra em japonês, o executivo brasileiro ainda assim conseguiu levar para o hotel uma garota que, por sua vez, só falava japonês. Na cama, o orgulho do nosso herói cresceu ainda mais, pois a garota não... Ein Deutscher, der auf Geschäftsreise ist, schleppt in einer japanischen Disko eine kleine hübsche Japanerin ab. Als sie später in seinem Hotel „voll dabei“sind, da schreit das Mädchen ständig... Een zakenman gaat op reis naar Japan en na drie avonden alleen op zijn hotel kamer gezeten te hebben nodigt hij een dame van plezier uit. Hij gaat flink met deze dame aan de slag en op een gegeven... Un uomo, dopo un duro giorno di lavoro, decide che ha bisogno di un po’ di relax e decide di andare in una casa di appuntamenti. Non appena entrato la tenutaria gli dice: “Guardi che abbiamo una... An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word... Egy üzletember Japánba utazik, hogy új üzleteket találjon. Este, mivel unatkozik egyedül a hotelban, hív egy call-girl-t. A hölgy hamarosan megérkezik a szobájába, és rövidesen kellemes... En golftokig svensk hade tagit ledigt från spelandet ett tag för att resa ner till Tokyos glädjekvarter. Han hade hört att japanskorna var något alldeles speciellt och det dröjde inte heller länge... Een zakenman leert in een Japanse discotheek een knap japans meisje kennen. Ze gaan samen naar zijn hotelkamer en na een paar drinks gaan ze met elkaar naar bed. Tijdens de daad roept het meisje... A man goes to Japan for a week for a job. That night in his hotel room he thinks, I'm going to be here for a week, might as well get a hooker. When they start she starts yelling "Nagasaki hai!"... Once there was a indian business man, anant. His boss was over in Japan at the moment and because there was a meeting he went over to Japan. Once he got there his boss sent him a key for a motel... Ένας επιτυχημένος επιχειρηματίας πάει στην Ιαπωνία για κάτι δουλειές. Φτάνει το απόγευμα και είχε την επόμενη μέρα ένα σημαντικό ραντεβού και μετά, σε περίπτωση που έκλεινε τη συμφωνία, μια παρτίδα...

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Interviewer: Do you speak english? Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan - Do you speak English? Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" — Qual o seu nome? "Name?" Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:,"Name?","Abu Dalah Sarafi.","Sex?","Four times a week.","No, no, no... male or female?","Male, female... sometimes camel..." No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não, não, não! Homem ou mulher? Homem, mulher. Algumas vezes camelo. - Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No, no, male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean, Male or Female? A: Not matter. Sometimes also camel ! An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in... An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no...I mean Male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep,... Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee, ik bedoel man of vrouw? A: Maakt niet uit, soms ook kameel. En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre, por favor? - Jawad Gadaff - ¿Sexo? - 1 vez al día, pero no siempre. - ¡No, hombre, no! Me refiero, ¿hombre o mujer? - Correcto,... All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa, a volte anche con cammelli. Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao, nome?" e lui: "Gheddafi", e poi: "sesso?" e lui risponde: "cinque volte al giorno!" e loro chiedono: "con maschio o femmina?" e lui: "va bene anche cammello!". - NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO, I MEAN; MALE OR FEMALE? - Doesnt matter. Sometimes even with camel... - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no! I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... - Holy cow! - Yes. Cow, sheep... animals in general. - But isn't... An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No, no... I mean male or female?' - 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' - 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow,...