A terrorist was holding a dad at gunpoint:
- Say your last words!
- Your last words!
- What? You Americans. Be serious!
- Okay, I’ll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?
- Stop. Why isn’t this scaring your?
- Nothing really scares me anymore. Not since I saw that monster henway.
- What’s a ”henway”?
- About a pound and a half.
- Stop! I’m serious!
- Hi Sirius! I’m Dad!