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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял, Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
Chuck Norris skämt
Чък Норис хвърлил граната и убил 50 човека... малко по-късно гранатата гръмнала... Веднъж Чък Норис решил да хвърли граната... разхвърчали се крака, ръце, глави... и накрая гранатата гръмнала. chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people... Un jour, Chuck Norris a balancé une grenade qui a tué 50 terroristes. Et après, la grenade a explosé ! Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Chuck Norris wirft eine Granate. 200 Menschen sterben. Dann explodiert die Granate. Einmal warf Chuck Norris eine Granate und tötete damit 20 Menschen. Dann explodierte die Granate. Chuck Norris heitti käsigranaatin, 50 ihmistä kuoli ja sitten granaatti räjähti. Chuck Norris tappoi kerran 50 ihmistä kranaatilla. Sitten se räjähti.
Chuck Norris skämt
Когато чудовищата си лягат проверяват дали Чък Норис е в гардероба. Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping. Kun mörkö menee illalla nukkumaan, hän varmistaa ettei kaapissa ole Chuck Norrista. Bevor Monster ins Bett gehen, schauen sie vorher in den Schrank und unter das Bett, um zu sehen, ob Chuck Norris dort ist.
Chuck Norris skämt
Чък Норис е умрял преди 10 години, но Косачът не смее да му го каже... Храброст Смрт Chuck Norris ist tod Чък Норис бил починал преди 20 години, но смъртта още не можела да събере смелост да му го каже. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris est mort depuis 10 ans, mais la Mort n'a pas encore trouvé le courage d'aller lui dire. Chuck Norris est déjà mort 5 fois, mais la mort n'a jamais osé lui dire. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben. Der Tod traut sich bloss nicht ihm Bescheid zu sagen. Chuck Norris kuoli 20-vuotta sitten. Kuolema vain ei uskalla kertoa sitä hänelle. Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him. - Chuck Norris már kétszer meghalt, csak a halál nem mert eljönni érte! Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris. Чак Норис умре пред 10 години, но смртта нема храброст да му каже! En vérité Chuck Norris est mort depuis plus de 30 ans. Mais la Mort n'a jamais osée lui avouer.
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Чък Норис има меча кожа пред камината. Chuck Norris hat einen Grizzlybären-Vorleger in seinem Schlafzimmer. Der Bär ist nicht tot, er hat nur Angst sich zu bewegen. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris skämt
Супермен Kinder haben Superman-Schlafanzüge. Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Superman schläft mit einem Chuck-Norris-Schlafanzug. Lapset käyttävät Teräsmies-pyjamia. Teräsmies käyttää Chuck Norris -pyjamaa. Sokan hordanak Superman-es pizsomát, Superman Chuck Norris-os pizsomát hord ! Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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