Engelska skämt

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Ed has no girlfriend, sheeran away

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Why did miss Chernobyl win the miss universe?
Cause she was so radiant

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It was a wood cutter that said to his friend; Can I axe you a question?

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Someone asked me if I could mention two different types of water containers.
And I was like, well dамn.

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I saw Your boat in the newspaper!
Yes, it´s for sail!

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Hello, Captain! Do You know were we are?
Yes, of course!

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- Do you know how i escaped the middle east?
- I ran

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- Hi, are you free?
- No, I’m expensive!

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- ”I stand corrected!” Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.

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There was a fellow from Kent
Who´s thing was so long that it bent
To stay out of trouble
He put it in double
And instead of to come he went

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Was Barry white?
Was Marvin gаy?
Was Cilla black?
It sure makes Stewie Wonder.

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Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.

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How much space will be freed up when Britain leave the EU?
1GB

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What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You’re looking sharp.

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A man shot a box of cereals
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He's a cereal killer

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I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those
Places.

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