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Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game – with a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shiт from anybody.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris skämt svenska