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Малко момченце разглежда с интерес половите си органи: Мамо, това мозъка ми ли е? - Все още не, миличко El niño de tres años y sus testiculos Το μυαλό των ανδρών Малко момченце си разглежда с любопитство пишлето: Der kleine Peter wird abends von seiner Mutter gebadet. Als er an sich herunterschaut, bemerkt er sein kleines Säckchen. Ganz verwundert fragt er seine Mutti: Ein 3-jähriger untersucht beim Baden seine Hoden: Мать купает трехлетнего сына. Тот трогает свои яйца и спрашивает: A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered. Um menino de cinco anos examinava seus testículos enquanto tomava banho. Ele pergunta à mãe: — Mamãe, isso é meu cérebro? A mãe, responde: — Ainda não meu filho, ainda não… Um menino de quatro anos está tomando banho, segura seu testículo e pergunta para a mãe: — Mãe, isto aqui é o meu cérebro? E a mãe responde: — Ainda não, meu filho. A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath... "Mama" he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered: "Not yet"... Den lille fyr sidder i badekaret og mærker forsigtigt på sine testikler. "Mor, er det min hjerne?" "Ikke endnu, min dreng, ikke endnu .!" Un niño de tres años observaba sus testículos mientras su mamá le bañaba. "Mami" preguntó "¿Es este mi cerebro?" "Todavía no", contestó la madre.(santiago garcia)
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Женен мъж веднъж преспал със секретарката си. Ein verheirateter Mann hatte eine Affäre mit seiner Sekretärin. Eines Tages waren sie bei ihr zu Hause und liebten sich den ganzen Nachmittag. A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.They got dressed... En gift man hade ett förhållande med sin sekreterare. En dag blir lusten för stor för dem och de for hem till henne villa där de hade vild älskog hela eftermiddagen. Utpumpade efter timmar med vild... Een zakenman heeft een avontuurtje met z'n secretaresse in een hotel kamer. Na een vrij wilde middag valt de man in slaap en wordt vervolgens om 20.30 uur wakker. Geschrokken springt hij uit bed en... O executivo ficou trabalhando até mais tarde e sua secretária, tadinha, teve que ficar também. Terminados os afazeres, já eram dez da noite e o mínimo que ele poderia fazer era oferecer uma carona... A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke... A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't... Een getrouwde man heeft een verhouding met zijn secretaresse. Op een dag konden ze geen weerstand meer bieden aan hun verlangens en ze reden naar haar huis en bedreven de hele middag...
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