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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shiт from anybody.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

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A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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