Die Reporter zum Präsidenten:
"Stimmt es dass Sie einen neuen Schatzmeister suchen?"
"Stimmt. Und den alten leider auch."

ОБЯВА ЗА РАБОТА: - Ало, разбрав дека барате нов благаjник во фирмата. - Скажите, это вы ищете нового бухгалтера? A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for." - Jó napot kívánok! Kérem, önök keresnek főpénztárost? - Igen, de keressük a régit is!