Вицове за Чък Норис

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Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
Храброст Смрт Chuck Norris ist tod Чък Норис бил починал преди 20 години, но смъртта още не можела да събере смелост да му го каже. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris est mort depuis 10 ans, mais la Mort n'a pas encore trouvé le courage d'aller lui dire. Chuck Norris est déjà mort 5 fois, mais la mort n'a jamais osé lui dire. Chuck Norris dog för 20 år sedan, Döden har bara inte samlat mod nog att tala om det för honom än. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben. Der Tod traut sich bloss nicht ihm Bescheid zu sagen. Chuck Norris kuoli 20-vuotta sitten. Kuolema vain ei uskalla kertoa sitä hänelle. Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him. - Chuck Norris már kétszer meghalt, csak a halál nem mert eljönni érte! Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris. Чак Норис умре пред 10 години, но смртта нема храброст да му каже! En vérité Chuck Norris est mort depuis plus de 30 ans. Mais la Mort n'a jamais osée lui avouer.
James Cameron pensó en Chuck Norris para el papel de Terminator, pero se dió cuenta que parecería un documental y eligió a Arnold Schwarzenegger. The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.