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Теорија на Еволуцијата Chuck Norris und die Evolutionstheorie La théorie de l'évolution n'existe pas. Chuck Norris permet seulement à quelques animaux de vivre. Es gab keine Evolution. Das ist nur eine Liste von Lebewesen, die von Chuck Norris verschont worden sind. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Il n'y a pas de théorie de l'évolution. Juste une liste d'espèces que Chuck Norris autorise à survivre. Der er ingen evolutions udvikling – Kun dyr Chuck Norris tillader at leve. Evoluutioteoriaa ei ole olemassa. On vain lista eläimistä, joiden Chuck Norris antaa elää. Nie ma teorii ewolucji, jest lista stworzeń, którym Chuck Norris pozwala żyć. Ei ole olemassa evoluutioteoriaa. Chuck Norris päättää kuka saa elää ja kuka ei.
За феновете на "Star Wars"- малко известен факт е, че Чък Норис участва във всички серии! Чък Норис е единственият, който е участвал във всички епизоди на "Междузвездни войни! " Той играе Силата. Chuck Norris a joué dans tous les films de la saga Star Wars... Dans le rôle de la Force. Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie, he played The Force. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris spielt im Film Star Wars mit. Er ist die Macht Chuck Norris war in allen Star Wars Filmen dabei - er spielte die Macht Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як, да дойде и да ми удари главата в клавиатуратаажгэ 44и9оапъврппъуэ эпцуэцд2эпт94итсд цот903т09пцоп Chuck Norris? Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор, не е някой велик бог примерно. What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak, akkor egyszerűen idejönne és beleverné a fejem a billentnkasdflvns kln nl snlv sldsfwa pdr bsw . . . There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde, dann würde er jetzt hinter mir stehen und meinen Kopf auf die Tastatur hauhshsbfuözDluRhlDEOtodZDLZdulgähyk Víte, já si stejnak myslím že všechny ty povídky o Chuckovi Norrisovi nejsou skutečné. Protože kdyby byl tak drsnej, tak by přišel a začal by mi mlátit hlavou do... They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Што е ова со Чак Норис, сите го сметаат за бог а тој е само еден обичен актер. Да беше бог во овој миг ке ми ја треснеше главата од тастатура хсдфгбхџ. Всдчќфпеоњ9ту943ѕ5р78921пујфклс н фд Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda, tak sem teď přijde a začne mi hlavou mlátit o klávesniiisjdfnvinaifvbisanfvacnoaeincpqdcbvia iqev iqen Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris, e doar un simplu om! Daca bancurile cu Chuck Norris erau adevarate, acum era in spatele meu si ma dadea cu capul de tastaturrrraaauuuchhaauuu