Вицове за Чък Норис

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Календар В календара на Чък Норис се минава от 31 март на 2 ри април - никой не се еб*ва с Чък Норис.
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Ако на Титаник не беше Леонардо ди Каприо
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Superman and Batman Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes. Chuck Norris’ Computer hat keine Rücktaste. Er macht keine Fehler
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Si Dieu reste dans le ciel et le Diable dans les sous-sols
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Vor 80 Jahren ist die Welt auf Chuck Norris gekommen.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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In 1666
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Баба рога Before going to bed Cuando el Hombre del Saco se va a dormir cada noche
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What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia Hämähäkkien pelko on aracnaphobia. Ahtaanpaikan kammo on chlaustraphobia. Chuck Norrisin pelko on maalaisjärki.
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