3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste:
"Ik heb een probleem, ik sta 's morgens op om 7uur, en het duurt zeker 3uur voor ik kan рissеn"
"Bwa" zegt de tweede, "ik sta ook op om 7uur, en bij mij duurt het 3uur voor ik kan kakken"
"Maar mannen toch, ik heb een groter probleem" zegt den derde, " om 7uur pis ik gelijk een koe en как ik voor 3 man"
"Awel, wa is dan u probleem?"
Vragen de twee andere antwoord de man:
"Ik sta maar op om 9uur....."

Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico, tutto sconsolato. - Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso! "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on... Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има, всяка сутрин ходя по голяма нужда точно в 6:30. А докторът му отвръща: - Но това не е проблем, трябва да се радвате, че организмът ви толкова добре работи като швейцарски часовник. А пациентът отвръща: - То работенето ясно, ама проблема... Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An...
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