A guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady. He says to her “Boy you have a big butt…she goes…why you *peep* and starts smacking him around. He goes in the mens room, fixes him self up,...

A guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady. He says to her “Boy you have a big вuтт…she goes…why you *peep* and starts smacking him around. He goes in the mens room, fixes him self up, combs/fixes his hair, straightens out his glasses etc. He goes back and sits beside the same lady.
He says to her “Boy you got small воовs..”. She says do i really!? He says “Yeah and i know how you can make them вiggеr”. She says “How!?” He says you go into the ladies room, take your вrа and shirt off.. take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your воовs.. She says oh my god.. do you think that will really work for me? He says why wouldn’t it.. it worked on your big вuтт didn’t it…

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