An alcoholic and his wife attend his company party. He drinks so much that he doesn’t rememeber anything about the party the next morning. The wife says:
“Well, you did it this time.” He replied:
“What do you mean?”
She said:
“You made an аss out of yourself in front of your boss.”
“Рiss on him!”, he retorted.
“You did, and he fired you”, she slammed back.
“Well fuск him then!”, he replied.
Calmly, she replied, “I did. You go back to work on Monday.”