Копеле, вървя си вчера и кво да видя C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку, лежащую на рельсах. A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !" "Did you get a blow job ?" asks the landlord.... There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, I'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay... 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du, gestern ist mir was tolles passiert. Ich fahr so durch die Nacht und auf einmal sehe ich eine nackte Frau auf den Schienen liegen ... Ich hab den... Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...
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Копеле, вървя си вчера и кво да видя C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку, лежащую на рельсах. A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !" "Did you get a blow job ?" asks the landlord.... There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, I'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay... 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du, gestern ist mir was tolles passiert. Ich fahr so durch die Nacht und auf einmal sehe ich eine nackte Frau auf den Schienen liegen ... Ich hab den... Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...