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Jantje moppen
Hardop lezen is nog 't...
Hardop lezen is nog 't plezantste!
Antwaarps is een wreldtaal!
Veel plezier!
De engelse vertaling van 'jantje zag eens pruimen hangen...'
Johnny once saw hanging prumes Oh...
As a chicken eggs so groot It seemed that Johnny would go plucking While his father 't him forboad.
'But as I will be very clever Then my father sees it not On this tree so full of prumkes He will not have it in the mot.'
So he clautered in the prumetree Stack his pocket full of fruit But he mistrapped on a tackske And fell down, flack on his snoot.
All the prumes were spice now And the spice ran out his brook It dripped softly in his couses Johnny did not darf to look.
And again he was not lucky Cause his father came there oan And he gave him such a ramling He could fourteen days not goan.
That is how end the silly story Of little Johnny, the proimenthief Even with a lot of goesting He did it never more upnief.
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De engelse vertaling van 'jantje zag eens pruimen hangen...'
Johnny once saw hanging prumes Oh...
As a chicken eggs so groot It seemed that Johnny would go plucking While his father 't him forboad.
'But as I will be very clever Then my father sees it not On this tree so full of prumkes He will not have it in the mot.'
So he clautered in the prumetree Stack his pocket full of fruit But he mistrapped on a tackske And fell down, flack on his snoot.
All the prumes were spice now And the spice ran out his brook It dripped softly in his couses Johnny did not darf to look.
And again he was not lucky Cause his father came there oan And he gave him such a ramling He could fourteen days not goan.
That is how end the silly story Of little Johnny, the proimenthief Even with a lot of goesting He did it never more upnief.