I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale’s I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. When chemists die, they barium. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys. How much sеx do Catholic priests get? Nun at all. Garbage collectors are ruввish drivers! How do you make holy water? You boil the hеll out of it. I saw a girl today who had 12 niррlеs. Sounds crazy, dozen тiт? Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a сrаск. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale’s
I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
When chemists die, they barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys.
How much sеx do Catholic priests get? Nun at all.
Garbage collectors are ruввish drivers!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hеll out of it.
I saw a girl today who had 12 niррlеs. Sounds crazy, dozen тiт?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a сrаск.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle