Ψέμα ήτανε Une maîtresse demande à ses élèves: Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Учителката ги прашува учениците; Im Grammatikunterricht versucht die Lehrerin den Schülern durch Beispiele die Zeiten zu erläutern. Lehrerin: "Wenn ich sage ich bin schön, welche Zeit ist das?" Ein vorwitziger Schüler antwortet: "Vergangenheit!" La maestra le dice a los alumnos, "Chicos si yo digo fui rica es tiempo pasado, y si digo soy hermosa, ¿que es?" Jaimito se levanta y responde, "Tiempo perdido, maestra." An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past." A professora explica os tempos verbais: - Se eu digo "Eu fui bonita", a frase está no passado. E se eu disser "Eu sou bonita"? Joãozinho prontamente responde: - É mentira! Teacher says to class, “OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense... Учителька: — Послухай, Сергійку, якщо я скажу. "Я красива", — який це час? — Минулий, Валентино Василівно. Okulda birgün Türkçe öğretmeni zaman kiplerini işliyor ve öğrencilerine bir soru soruyor : - Çocuklar -ben güzelim- dersem hangi zamana girer bu cümlem? Çocuklar hep bir ağızdan : - Geçmiş zaman... Une grand-mère demande à sa petite fille : - Quand je dis : "Je suis belle", à quel temps est-ce conjugué? - C'est sûrement au passé, mamie! - Jasiu, jeśli powiem: "Jestem piękna", to jaki to czas? - Czas przeszły, proszę pani!