Two black guys are walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn white for $15."
The two guys turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned white..... Finally one of them has a sтrоке of genius. "You take $20 and go in there and get turned white, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!"
"Bet, dog," says the other guy, and he goes inside. 10 minutes later, you wouldn't believe it. That niggеr was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie. The first black guy says, "Man, holy shiт, I can't believe it, you are really white! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
"Fuск you, niggеr, get a job!"