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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.

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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.

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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

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Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

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