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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

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When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game – with a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.

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Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

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There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urinе as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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