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Λαθραία Што крадел работникот од фабриката секој ден? В някакъв завод всяка вечер на портала един от работниците излизал с ръчна количка, покрита с вестник. Adamın biri, bisikletle Türkiye’den İran’a geçiyormuş, selesinde kocaman bir torba.. Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike to go across the American border. He was holding two bags full of sand on his back. As soon as he got to the border, the guard stopped him and asked what was in the bags. Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied...

Митничар пита белгиец: Митничар влиза на проверка в автобус и пита: На граница Alkohol, Zigaretten? На таможне. Таможенник туристу: Graf Bobby überquert die Grenze. Routinemäßig fragt ihn der Zollbeamte: Автобус с пътници на митницата. Митничар влиза в рейса и пита на висок глас. - Оръжие, наркотици алкохол..... От последната седалка се чува глас. - Тука две бири ако обичате Een vakantieganger staat bij de grens. En de douanebeambte vraagt hem: “Alcohol, sigaretten ,koffie of andere verboden goederen?” “Nee, bedankt” antwoordt hij “van al die spullen heb ik genoeg in... An der russischen Zollgrenzstation. Der russische Beamte spricht den deutschen Autofahrer an"Alkohol, Zigaretten?"?" "Nein, zweimal Kaffee bitte! Un cinese va alla dogana e il doganiere chiede: "Vino? sigarette? whisky? birra?" E il cinese: "Molto gentile, ma io plendelei solo un caffè". C'est un automobiliste  belge qui passe à la douanne. Le douanier lui demande: - Alcool,tabac,cigares? Le belge lui répond: - Non mais je prendrai bien une bière et des frites