5 types of sеx -post marriage: 1. The first is Smurf Sеx. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sеx. This is at the beginning of the marriage you'll have sеx anywhere anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sеx. You ve calmed down a bit perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sеx. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say Fuск you! 5. There is also a fifth kind of sеx Courtroom Sеx. This is when you get divorced and your wife fuскs you in front of everyone in court !!
5 types of sеx -post marriage:
1. The first is Smurf Sеx. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sеx. This is at the beginning of the marriage you'll have sеx anywhere anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sеx. You ve calmed down a bit perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sеx. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say Fuск you!
5. There is also a fifth kind of sеx Courtroom Sеx. This is when you get divorced and your wife fuскs you in front of everyone in court !!