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An Arizona Department of...
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. “Mr.. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?” The driver replied, “Yes sir, I have a . 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot.” The officer looked at the driver and asked, “Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat.”
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn’t, so the officer веnт over and looked into the driver’s face and said “Mr. Smith, you’re carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?”
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered:
“Not a fuскing thing!”
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The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. “Mr.. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?” The driver replied, “Yes sir, I have a . 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot.” The officer looked at the driver and asked, “Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat.”
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn’t, so the officer веnт over and looked into the driver’s face and said “Mr. Smith, you’re carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?”
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered:
“Not a fuскing thing!”