Die Passion Christi Ало, това домът на госпожа Петрова ли е? Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère. A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел. George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. O marido ganhou, em um sorteio, três passagens para Jerusalém. Pediu para sua mulher que arrumasse as malas e foi ligar para convidar a mãe dele para ir junto. E começou uma discussão. Göran tog med sig hela familjen, inklusive svärmor, till Jerusalem i Mellanöstern på semester. Andra semesterveckan dog Görans svärmor. Han kontaktade konsulatet och hörde sig för om möjligheten...
Πάει η πεθερά ενός τύπου στα Ιεροσόλυμα. Εκεί έπαθε εγκεφαλικό, και σύντομα πέθανε. Παίρνουν τηλέφωνο στην Αθήνα, τον γαμπρό της για τα τυπικά της κηδείας:
- Για να γίνει η κηδεία Αθήνα χρειάζονται τουλάχιστον 5000 ευρώ, ενώ εδώ μόνο 1000.
Το σκέφτεται λίγο ο γαμπρός της και απαντά:
- Αθήνα!
- Α, εσείς νοιάζεστε πολύ. Θα σας κάνουμε καλύτερη τιμή! Αθήνα 5000 ευρώ, εδώ 800.
- Όχι, να την φέρετε εδώ.
- Αθήνα 5000, εδώ 600!
- Όχι, όχι, εδώ!
- Αθήνα 5000, εδώ 200!
- Μα δεν καταλαβαίνετε τι σας λέω; Εδώ είπαμε!
- Συγνώμη ρε φίλε να σου κάνω μια ερώτηση; Τόσο πολύ την αγάπαγες την πεθερά σου;
- Κοίταξε να δεις, πριν πολλά πολλά χρόνια, ένας δικός σας κηδεύτηκε εκεί πέρα, και μετά αναστήθηκε! Δεν το διακινδυνεύω!
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Die Passion Christi Ало, това домът на госпожа Петрова ли е? Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère. A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел. George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. O marido ganhou, em um sorteio, três passagens para Jerusalém. Pediu para sua mulher que arrumasse as malas e foi ligar para convidar a mãe dele para ir junto. E começou uma discussão. Göran tog med sig hela familjen, inklusive svärmor, till Jerusalem i Mellanöstern på semester. Andra semesterveckan dog Görans svärmor. Han kontaktade konsulatet och hörde sig för om möjligheten...