Die Passion Christi
Η κηδεία της πεθεράς
Ало, това домът на госпожа Петрова ли е?
Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère.
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел.
A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
O marido ganhou, em um sorteio, três passagens para Jerusalém. Pediu para sua mulher que arrumasse as malas e foi ligar para convidar a mãe dele para ir junto. E começou uma discussão.
Göran tog med sig hela familjen, inklusive svärmor, till Jerusalem i Mellanöstern på semester. Andra semesterveckan dog Görans svärmor. Han kontaktade konsulatet och hörde sig för om möjligheten...
During their vacation in Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive.
It could cost him as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem.
This would only cost him $150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers,
"I don’t care how much it will cost to send the body back, that’s what I want to do."
The Consul says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it’s not that," says George.
"You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can’t take that chance!"